My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

by grapist1 March 12, 2019

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011