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Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
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Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?
by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020
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Texas Hippy

"Another drink...really? Are you going Texas Hippy on me?"
by Mith Miller November 1, 2008
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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.
“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
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