waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Shit Show

Anoka High School Cafeteria

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”

by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

Phil & Jo Show

The Phil & Jo show, a popular show on Zoom TV for high schoolers, aired only once but they filmed multiple episodes. It was canceled by Administrators due to inappropriate behavior because Jo, the host of the show, accidently showed a pornographic image.

As the students sat quietly they watched the Phil & Jo Show relentlessly.

by The Producer November 6, 2020

Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.

(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.

by ddstarr August 27, 2012

Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025

Show

Everything that Chitti does.

Chitti starts her day by doing show.
Chitti ends her day still doing show.

by Rocky Ramaraju July 1, 2022

The show

Used by Christian Funke when he walks in a room. Anything can be the show. But there is only one man who is.

“There’s the show look at how he’s doing shoulders at phi psi fac.”
“Wow the show has a clue.”

by cmf2148 September 25, 2025