There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

Walls

A thing that I am in rn, watching you from and feasting upon the rats beneath the floorboards, waiting for my moment to feast

me: "I am in your walls"

by iaminyourwalls March 4, 2022

Hole in the wall

Hole in the wall is a fun game loosely based off the famous cartoon network game "Hole In The Wall." All you need is at least 4 friends, and a hole connecting two rooms (you could also use a cornhole board, but then you will need blind folds). You split up into two teams taking turns preforming oral sex on each other while trying to guess who's gentials belong to who. If you guess correctly, then the recirpicator joins your team. The game ends when all participants are on one team.

hey bro, do you want to come to our hole in the wall rush event?

by GilpinGames September 24, 2020

Olivia Walls

Olivia Walls is a name only reserved for a special kind of evil that exists in only certain people. Words cannot describe how far this evil can go. Some examples might be: egging someone’s house for no reason, lying 24/7, thinking you are the shit when in reality you aren’t even the fart, having friends named Jaya that you slander against and then continue to hang out with and swear they are you’re best friend, being spoiled, pretending you are drunk after one beer, lying about having to pick up you’re parents from the airport to get work covered when in reality it’s just you’re cousins, working at privateer, and much more. You never want an Olivia Walls in your life or you will definitely find it taking a turn for the worse.

Person 1: Bro I think I just had an encounter with the devil, and he ruined my life.
Person 2: No, that was just Olivia Walls
Person 1: Oh, that makes sense

by Decl4n July 9, 2024

Wall Coupling

A couple that displays a large amount of public affection that tends to be disgusting. They reside in the hallways of schools generally making everyone around them want to throw up.

Wall coupling leads to pregnancy and death.

by imnotfunny May 15, 2014

Japanese Jelly Wall

A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.

Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.

by Koytt madre December 8, 2020

wall in a can

a wall in a can. spray it on the wall like magic. boom white wall

“isa wall in a can muthafucka”

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019