Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat

Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.

by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024

road rules

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive

Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!

by Da Docta July 18, 2003

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 11, 2010

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022

Musical Roads

A road that makes sound by driving over them and because of grooves in the ground.

There are two Musical Roads in the United States.

by Lowfatbodywash November 6, 2022