Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud Wasp

Mudshark, but even worse.

That woman likes to have sex with black men. She must a mud wasp.

by Johnny_The_hater April 30, 2022

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022