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Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016
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Car Monster Red Bull Drinker

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019
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Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.
The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.
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bulgarian swamp monster

First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"

Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
by little nippy hawk panther October 21, 2011
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Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

A game for the PSP so stupid it doesn't tell you what anything does so you have to look everything up. Also makes you take so long to get your hit rating up. Warning: Might cause suicidal thoughts or broken PSP.
1: Dude I broke my PSP
2: What? How? What Happened?
1: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite happened.
by Zeide October 20, 2009
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Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an italian music label. This label offers excellent services and is always looking for bizarre, creative and deep artists! The aim of this music label is to give space to all the emotions of the artists!
Wow! You are lucky because you signed a record deal with Monster Records Studio!
by Mozartforlife00 November 23, 2022
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Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggot lmao xd
“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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