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clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.
Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.
by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016
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monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.
Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger
by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015
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Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana
She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.
by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015
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Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.
"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"
by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016
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Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.
My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.
by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016
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Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.
She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
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Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds
The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.
by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018
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