matthewson

A very gay and flamboyant British man. Usually dating an Australian girl. Wears a tropical shirt at the pub and has a strong Southern accent. Pronounces words very exaggerated and is hated by 12 year old Californian girls.

"Look, he looks like a Matthewson!"
"Nah he isn't gay enough"

by depressedidahoe February 28, 2022

Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

Matthew

A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!

Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute

by MemeBoiiYT Is The Best YTber March 8, 2022

Matthew

Toad

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend

by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022