Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Mud Pancake

The act of of forcing a woman who is riding you, To take a dump on your bellybutton and stomp on it with her ass cheek until it looks like a pancake

last night i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was awesome!

by bleachkool May 6, 2024

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

White Mud

The act of ejaculating on the ground getting your partner to step in it then suck it off their toes

Man - how was last night with that hoe

Friend - so good. Got some of that white mud action

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

mud-cross

the act of deceiving or give one the "run around" implying malicious intent during a time of collaboration.

"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."

"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."

"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"

by NoxOne November 7, 2021

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Mud Slide

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.

I just gave Parker the slickest mud slide ever!

by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019