The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
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long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby
The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo
by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018
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Long Nose Larry

A great friend who is there for everyone. She is very caring and kind to people she meets. Her bestfriends are John, Alona, Jeffery, and Hunter. WARNING: Don’t mess with Larry.
John: “ Hey look it’s Long Nose Larry”

Alona: “ LARRRYYY!!!”
by Larry_calvin_spraytan_jj_jesus November 06, 2019
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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Matt long

Matt long is sucking balls
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long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.
"oh look, it's the... Long one."
by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022
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