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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Bigger Long

Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.
by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020
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Long

Here's an example sentence:
"He is quite long, standing several inches above all the rest in the room."

Pay attention to the fact that "long" can also mean "lasting for a long time," but in this case, I applied it to the description of a person's height.
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
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