Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Jacob

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.

Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!

by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024