Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018

eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 10, 2024

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021