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Human

A species of sentient and intelligent carbon based lifeforms which evolved from a certain species of chimpanzee-like animals from a very, very long time ago. Humans (or homosapiens) have started from the caves doing nothing but following instincts and surviving, to basically becoming the main dominant lifeform on this planet we call Earth. The human race have achieved many great things and are very social, but face many issues such as pollution, conflict and war between the different sub-species of humans (ethnics) and other issues that may cause a major breakdown in the races’ economy, society and survival. Basically humans are just animals with great achievements, but with issues from human origins that if not taken seriously and if we dont cooperate, we all die. The war that may or may not be happening right now will mean nothing if there is nothing to protect in the future because of the humans’ ignorant behavior. We as a species are failing and have come to a point of no return. We must work together and forget our differences to rebuild our society into a world where we all fit together. Only then we can move to the next stage of the purpose of this species existence
Humans are just creatures who will fight for their place in existence while destroying themselves”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD
Human is Evolved Monke
by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023
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Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 19, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.
by milahu November 15, 2025
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