French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024

french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

french foreplay

When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.

My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.

by Pittycent March 10, 2023

southern fried french

A person from New Orleans

Southern fried French

by anonymous March 5, 2023

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

French Retreat

Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again

Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!

Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!

by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023