February 26

February 26 is national Cineworld cinema day! Don’t miss out, it’s gonna be the best day of all of you’re lives if you don’t miss out!

Hey bro have you heard of February 26? Yeah! I don’t wanna miss out.

by CoolBoy5201 February 24, 2022

February 8

Never lose a february 8th baby, they the best companions and loyal friends. Always down to have fun and go crazy!!! They are funny and cool. Always feel blessed to know such a unique character!!

Boy: Man that girl born on february 8 won’t stop texting me
Boy 2: Then text back dumbass, she a keeper if she born on that day

by UnicornBabe3444 November 21, 2021

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

February 3rd

Gf has to send 10 uncovered nudes to bf

February 3rd

by Diggerman47 February 3, 2025

February 14th

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

by mxrsh February 13, 2022

february 32nd

The non-existent day of febuary

'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 9, 2021

February 14

The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...

Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you

by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022