A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
by colin magee January 15, 2008
Get the facebook pervemug. When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.
Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.
Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.
1)
Steve : loves Penis
Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped
2)
Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.
Steve : loves Penis
Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped
2)
Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.
by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009
Get the Facebook Rapemug. the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.
a very rare occurrence.
a very rare occurrence.
"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."
by greylock May 24, 2007
Get the facebook goldmug. When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.
Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
by FBPundant October 9, 2011
Get the Facebook Crushmug. The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
Get the Facebook Paradoxmug. When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.
*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Jammingmug. When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
Get the Facebook addictionmug.