facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009

facebook gold

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.

"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."

by greylock May 24, 2007

Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

by FBPundant October 9, 2011

facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.

I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.

by tha finer things April 6, 2010

facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.

Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.

by MDMC January 15, 2011

Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011