facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
by colin magee January 11, 2008
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Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.
1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.
by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009
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facebook gold

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.
"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."
by greylock May 09, 2007
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Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.
Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
by FBPundant May 27, 2011
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Facebook quickie

1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message

2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie

ex. 2

person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?

person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 04, 2010
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Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.
Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra December 09, 2015
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Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.
Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "
by infernlmagician November 15, 2019
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