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facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
by colin magee January 15, 2008
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Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.
1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.
by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009
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facebook gold

the ultimate facebook profile picture. happens when someone looks extremely attractive and is doing something funny simultaneously.

a very rare occurrence.
"wow, tyler looks super hot in his new profile pic, where he's trying to make out with that garden gnome. totally facebook gold."
by greylock May 24, 2007
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Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.
Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
by FBPundant October 9, 2011
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Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
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One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
"That will definitely be one for facebook"
by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009
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facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
by M00nbaby March 8, 2017
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