F

a way to show tons of respect to somebody who was in a tragic event but retards think it's disrespectful

Man: i lost my mum in a car crash :(
me: F

fucking retard: tHaT iS vErY dIsReSpEcTfUl

by Nooby man June 9, 2020

f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

jo jo f

A cunt muffin that is irrelevant

Jeez Jo Jo F is A cunt muffin

by Hahahshebej May 11, 2019

f-stat

fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )

Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!

You: Dude f-stat

by codezilla October 7, 2011

Well that's just f*cking great!

What people say when they make a mistake. Very sarcastic!

N00b: *dies* Well that's just f*cking great!
Pro: Take the l son!

by P1ckleR1ck April 6, 2018

f

when someone dies in a videogame

character 1:*dies*
everyone:F

by gamer man2 June 18, 2019

F-drink DC

A quicker way to say Diet Coke Fountain Drink, can be used in conjuction with other soft drinks as well.

Hey, wanna go get an F-drink DC?

by Brendan Morris March 29, 2007