Urban douche

Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.

Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.

Person 2: What an Urban douche!

by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020

Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douche Liner

When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.

My ex is the Captain of the S.S. Douche Liner, it's nothing but drama and trouble with him.

by smartass76 November 8, 2014

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

Douche mcgouche

A person who is more douchey than the average douche.

That man standing with the other douches is definitely the douche mcgouche of the bunch!

by Canditoc January 19, 2017