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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
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crush

person you like and try to talk to but then they don’t answer you back
you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone

you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡
by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021
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Super Crush

A crush thats more than a regular crush, but not yet love.
I have a super crush on you
by 3651 May 29, 2024
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backup crush

Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush
by anonymous December 7, 2024
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Crushed

Girl : omg i need to get crushed!
Boy : Yea foo I crushed that bitch
by BAXKKDOORSAVI February 28, 2024
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Womens Crush Wednesday

An opportunity girl use post a picture of a woman they admire on instagram. Gaining favor with the woman in question and also adds to the possibility that someone might mistake the picture for her and gain som followers at the same time. Widely popular in the fitness and bodybuilding community. Users ad the hash tags #wcw and #womenscrushwednesday
I nominate Dana Linn Bailey for my Womens Crush Wednesday because she inspires me! #wcw (And has a lot of followers)
by Anniemals June 25, 2015
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Kiss your crush day

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020
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