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cum statue 

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
cum statue by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
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Cum Puncher 

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.
Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.
Cum Puncher by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

Cum guzzling twat waffle 

The title pretty much sums it up.
That Susan is a cum guzzling twat waffle whore beast.

cum package 

A package filled with cum(semen).Can be used to coat ur dildo and impregnate girls.
Im gonna use a cum package to coat my dildo with cum
cum package by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Cum tissue 

What is used to wipe up ones spunk after a cheeky wank
I ran out of cum tissues last night, my pants were wet as f*ck!

cum biscut 

When a group of guys get in a circle and cum on it. Who ever cums the fastest wins. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Rzvrse and Microw did a cum biscut and microw lost
cum biscut by Mzpv February 12, 2017