by ashisgaylol May 1, 2022
Get the Snack Breakmug. by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018
Get the lunch breakmug. Attempting to play BrickBreaker on your Crackberry device while on the subway, in the backseat of a NYC cab driven by a complete lunatic, off roading, etc...
To improve his BrickBreaker skills, Mark began to train underground on the 1 train, become a master of shake and break
by McShanowitz December 4, 2010
Get the Shake and Breakmug. The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 22, 2021
Get the Tax break wifemug. A toon that makes fun of the show Breaking Bad. They do this because everybody who likes the show Breaking Bad becomes creepily obsessed and always wants to talk about it. This was shown on Family Guy when Peter became hypnotized by the show. Breaking Bubbles is a comic which shows the characters of Breaking Bad as dumb.
Ted: Dude, did you see that episode of Breaking Bad last night?
Mike: No. I'm not obsessed with that show. Have you seen this picture of Breaking Bubbles?
Ted: That's not funny. Making fun of my TV show.
Mike: No. I'm not obsessed with that show. Have you seen this picture of Breaking Bubbles?
Ted: That's not funny. Making fun of my TV show.
by batwoman24 September 14, 2013
Get the breaking bubblesmug. When a woman says " Ill break you" she means she will either break your spirit emotionally or break your dick when she rides you.
by 450man September 18, 2025
Get the ill break youmug.