best bang for the buck

Refers to either:
(1) The choicest doe in the herd for the antlered stud to have a good ol' bouncy-bouncy session with, or
(2) The ratio of cost vs. overall sexual pleasure/enjoyment offered by each of the "available" or "willing" ladies in a dude's general locale, i.e., which gal offers the greatest overall "satisfaction package" (beauty, brains, boobs, etc.) for the least amount of monetary investment.

Generally speaking, the more gorgeous or "hot" a lady is, the more expensive she will be to date intimately. However, if you don't mind a gal with relatively minor aesthetic/personality drawbacks such as lots of freckles, some extra padding, slight overbite, or loud/airheaded/childish behavior, or if you're tolerant of mild-to-moderate physical/mental/emotional issues like thick glasses, a cane, an awkward stride, confusion/distress over simple matters, oddball interests, irrational phobias, etc., there may likely be one or more quite-attractive gals in your area who are currently "unattached" because most guys tend to pass them over for someone more outwardly desirable, but who would actually provide the best bang for the buck because they are both delightful to be around and don't expect to be financially pampered all that much.

by QuacksO February 21, 2018

Schwang Tang Bang

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.

by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016

Cha Bang Ang

A brand founded by the prettiest mixed Thai-malay young lady, the mastermind of the best SUSU CINCAU in the world. Est 2006-till jannah

Have you tried Cha Bang Ang, the viral Thai dessert in town?

by Gagababe September 19, 2022

City Gang Bang

When you’re a foreigner in a very small city and the girls from tinder you’re sleeping with were also railed by all the other foreigners. To think about it, y’all just a big family in a big ass gang bang. ❤️

Josh: Hey bro, how’d you know Kiki?
James: Oh, we had a thing or two, wait you know her too?
Josh: Yeah, a hook up from tinder, apparently she also slept with Ted and his colleagues.
James: Man, we do be in a long term city gang bang. Let’s see if Kiki’s down for a real gang bang next time…

by whatiswhitetrash? July 29, 2021

Huschanero Finger Bang!

A form of finger blasting a braud when your your last name is Huscher and you have failed to get eliminate what remains from handling habaneros earlier that day from your fingers(could be either intentional or an honest mistake).

“I made Cortney scream harder than usual last night…at first I thought it was the way I had my tongue that far up her ass but it turns out it was the Huschanero Finger Bang!”

by Aaron Huscher August 3, 2023

Cilit Clit Bang

The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act

'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'

'What happened?'

'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'

by Mixu P April 5, 2008

Albanian Gang Bang

When mad Albanian's run a train on a single girl.

"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"

"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"

by Mr.GPumpkin January 5, 2012