Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
Get the mike jonesmug. Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 7, 2025
Get the Coach Mikemug. Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.
by Omario516 January 21, 2018
Get the Big-money Mikemug. The dude who goes by thatzmikee on instagram. He posts funny videos and sexy photos and is a HOT MIXED ASIAN GUY.
by sorrydumbass June 17, 2019
Get the Mikeemug. In Disney's Monster Inc. one of the main characters, Mike Wazowski, gets to be on the cover of a magazine and a commercial and both time his face is covered up by a barcode and a logo. Both times his friends and family are worried he might take it hard but he's just excited to be there. Not even phased.
Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.
Mike Wazowski Vibe = Just happy to be here, happy to be a part of it.
She/he/they went on a trip and things didnt pan out the way they thought. Regardless they we just stoked to be there. They had big Mike Wazowski Vibes.
by Wooshi January 19, 2022
Get the mike wazowski vibemug. teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
Get the Mike hawkmug. Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will devote her time, money, . . .etc. to make sure her friends know that she's there for them. She can't spend more than a day in a big city before missing her small country home. Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing the color pink and makeup is out of the question. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams. People love her for her competitiveness and how it makes the situation that much more hilarious. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she doesn't care at all. Unless he's the one she wants.
Dang! That girl's a Mikeeli.
by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019
Get the Mikeelimug.