Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

anal nova

The result of entirely too much drunken Taco Bell.

Oh man...I'm never going out for drinks with you again. I woke up with some serious anal nova this morning.

by makeandmodel June 18, 2014

Anal estimate

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.

The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020

arizona anal

When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried Arizona anal

by Baldbeavers August 25, 2017

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014

Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum July 13, 2015