alphabetical estimates

bestimate: Da closest-to-reality guess you can make regarding probable cost, amount, etc.

blestimate: An approximate guess of how much divine intervention you're likely to need from "Da Great One" to get you outta a debacle.
breastimate: What you make about da size or other attributes of a gal's ta-ta's just by looking at how far her blouse or bikini sticks out in da front.
guestimate: What da maitre'd needs to be good at making so as to know how many places to set at da table.

jestimate: What you fervently hope a contractor is making when he quotes you some astronomical figure.
Pestimate: Refers to either (1) about how many unwanted creatures dat you think currently are or will be present in a given locale at a certain time, or (2) how bratty you expect day some whiny spoiled ankle-biter will act on a particular occasion.
Restimate: Approximately how long you'll be able to crash before tackling some arduous/unpleasant task.
Testimate: A good guess regarding how long, difficult, etc. dat an upcoming exam is gonna be.
Vestimate: Da possible attributes, quality, style, etc. of a sleeveless upper-body garment.
Westimate: What you hafta do when navigating without a compass.
Yestimate: How positively someone is likely to react when asked for permission, favors, etc.
Zestimate: How enthusiastic someone is likely to be about a situation, undertaking, etc.

I suppose dat alphabetical estimates are fun too think about, but it's always wise to have a better idea regarding something important than just a ballpark guess.

by QuacksO December 17, 2020

Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.

Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.

by arf79 December 18, 2020

Alphared

Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.

"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"

by NormalHuman1 January 18, 2021

Alphaburger

The Alphaburger is a tasty burger with real words in it

Customer: hey Can I get an AlphaBurger I love them
Cashier: Yea we have some I will be ready in 5 minutes
Customer: Its worth the wait...

by Make alphaburgers real January 19, 2021

alptross

Commonly known as an amazing YouTuber. Has amazing content on his youtube. Tutorials and fun clips. He is one of the most amazing people to live.

Bro, you are such an alptross. I wish I could be more like you.

by Alptross February 2, 2021

alpatros

Known to be an amazing human being. Has a large cock. Usually compared to gods

OMG, you are an alpatross. OMG

by Alptross February 4, 2021

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020