this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
Get the black fuck incest would cum in my ass mug.When a girl is wearing leggings / tight trousers and her underwear cuts into her ass cheeks causing 4 defined buttocks (butterfly ass)
Kevin: “Omg did you see that girls butterfly ass, she really needs to invest in some thongs”
Lance: “too right my guy, that ass is butterflied”
Lance: “too right my guy, that ass is butterflied”
by SmallAsianLadyAssConoisseur March 7, 2024
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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama mug.Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.
You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass
This is not meant to be taken literally.
You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass
This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
by raleighnative March 11, 2024
Get the Playing in your ass mug.This term refers to when you are listening to a fire ass beat or song, and the song has you on your ass just because of how good it is.
"yo bro, the beat to this song you sent me is beatin ma ass right now, im definitely gonna be listening to this joint on repeat."
by Dr Felon March 11, 2024
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