Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

Dog Ass

When you got itchy ass ass

Didn't wipe or use the bidet too good... I got dog ass

by Bloodvin November 21, 2022

Fuck chad in the ass

When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.

Guy 1: I Wanna Fuck Chad in The ass so much!
Guy 2: Ayoo, wtf!?

by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024

Corny ass

A curious closeted gay farmer boy

(He uses corn as a mid afternoon toy)

"he's a corny ass!"

"Yeah, my buddy Eric is one of those"

by Vesballs October 28, 2022

Slippery ass

Someone who tries to get everyone’s man

This slippery ass bitch is hitting on my man😡

by Thecat June 5, 2018

Bitch Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga is a person who talks/ acts all tough online but is a pussy ass bitch in person. This is a person like soulja boy, a person who can talk shit but not back it up in any way.

Man 1: aye, you the nigga who be talkin shit bout me, so whats up then pussy

Bitch ass nigga: nah that aint me, you know its all love over here

Man 1: Oh so you just a bitch ass nigga, i see how it is

by TheePussyConsumer March 25, 2024

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023