national breast day

october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis

“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*

by justsomeguywithoutamustache October 05, 2021

Chrome World Day

the day of October 20nth is officially known as chrome world 303 4L day

Today is chrome world day

by Sosaromani October 01, 2021

National sip day

March 4th is national sip day! No one knows why! It just is! Take a sip of ur cup and say hi to sip thats it thats sip day!

Woah is it National Sip day? I forgot to take a sip!

by SipWritesCrap March 03, 2021

National Booby day

April 7 every year is national Booby day where you send your boyfriend your titties and or you playing with them to show your love

“hey baby it’s national booby day, can i see your honkers?”

by SlimyTimy April 07, 2024

Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 07, 2022

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 07, 2023

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019