dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

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Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

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rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017

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