Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Butt up their ass

When you are particularly stoned as fuck and you try to say "stick up your ass" but instead say "butt up your ass".
Izzy

Izzy: "Why do British people talk like, that like they have a butt up their ass. Oh wait, I mean stick up their ass... hehehe"

by Spaghettioslover365 April 7, 2022

Gay ass nigga

Stupid nigga who ain't get no bitches so he likes men

Henry: Sup dawg
Julien: remember when I squeezed your ass so hard you came
Henry: shut the FAWK up you Gay ass nigga

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown

by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022

Grown Ass

When you call someone a grown ass, you're basically calling them a grown up and telling them they need to start acting like one.

"come on Jerry, you're a grown ass man, stop driving your go kart around your yard!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 9, 2020

Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".

Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."

by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025

Andrew Tate your ass

Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.

I’ll Andrew Tate your ass.

by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023