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Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Ass hopper

People who go Lilly pad to Lilly pad fucking it all.
You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them
by Ckebme June 6, 2021
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Slap ass day

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day
by Slap ass man October 21, 2019
mugGet the Slap ass daymug.

Dog Assed It

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.
by 217nah October 1, 2025
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ASS WORLD

The place where extremely strong people go to and you invite all of your friends
"Hey guys, can we go to ASS WORLD"

"No shut the fuck up it's 2 in the fucking morning"

"ASS WORLD"
by SC1296 July 1, 2022
mugGet the ASS WORLDmug.

International grab ass day

It's intrnational grab ass day 30.10/2019
by Big mester bob October 29, 2019
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Ass-time

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021
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