dirty bash

The act of sticking a hard penis into another manes ear on his birthday.

Birthdays are so much better with a dirty bash in zacharys presence

by dick bob April 15, 2020

Dirty Jarred

Super gay guy who is also a hipster and loves ugly small cocks.

“Did you see Dirty Jarred on the weekend? “
“Yeah he was trying to suck André’s cock again.”

by Uncle Daddie May 3, 2020

dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob

she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.

by th9091a August 14, 2009

Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.

I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.

by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024

Dirty crossbone

Bone thats been passed around secretly so many times

I had a dirty crossbone for a night and it was so awesome!
I want it again! 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

by Fredsky June 10, 2019

dirty cayda

When you let your boyfriend crap in your hair and use it as shampoo

My hair could use a dirty Cayda. It feels dry.

by Prestonlover22 September 9, 2021

dirty caddy

When two men are having anal sex in public then retrieve the sperm by suction and then spit it into an unsuspecting passer by's eye.

Guy 1: "Hey I heard John and Mike did a dirty caddy last night."
Girl 1 : "That's disgusting they deserve to be jailed"
Guy 1: " Haha"

by Terminator58984590 August 19, 2017