National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.

“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “

by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021

April 16th Fabian day

It’s April 16th if you know a Fabian you must praise him and get anything he wants

It’s April 16th Fabian day looks like we gotta do anything Fabian wants !

by Shawty.vibin April 16, 2024

National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!

boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day

by athleticsponge November 2, 2020

Hitler Day

•Alt-Right Holiday

The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.

“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”

“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”

“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 7, 2023

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023