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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021
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Dirty dick

For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.
For example "Wood got that dirty dick girl. Pass the smash or get genital warts in ur ass."
by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023
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Dirty dicked

When a female has unprotected sex with a male who doesn't know she very recently had unprotected sex with a different male who's cum is still inside of her.
I hooked up with this guy last night and he finished hella quick. I was still horny so I stopped by my exes house. He's an asshole but fucks me good. He deserves to be dirty dicked.
by Bust'nNuts May 29, 2024
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Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.
She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."
by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020
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Dick

When I’m plying disc golf and I throw my disc on a great line and a Tree Jumps into my line and messes up my throw then I yell “TREE R DICKS”!!
by Treerdicks.com August 12, 2022
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dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking
Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.
by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024
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Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.
She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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