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excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the excuses are like assesmug.

Ass Rag

A washcloth used in the shower to clean from your peeshedile to the crack to remove any left overs from going #2
Anthony and James used their Ass Rags in the shower and threw it at the wall when they were done.
by Skittle nuts May 23, 2023
mugGet the Ass Ragmug.

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug.

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
mugGet the blast your assmug.

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE
by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020
mugGet the Kick Ass Aprilmug.

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).
1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
mugGet the ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!mug.

ass

by lunapuma January 7, 2022
mugGet the assmug.

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