Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019

Dick

Not me

Person 1: Hey Dick!
Me: I'm not Dick

by Below average joe April 7, 2023

Dick Rider

Someone who rides dick all the time

Clara Webb is a dick rider because she always rides Coles 1/2 inch dick.

by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019

Dick

A man’s private part along with him being an ass. He comes off as rude, immature, too sarcastic, thinks he’s funny but he’s not, disrespectful, doesn’t know how to treat a girl, and overall a complete douche.

Zack is being such a dick!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

Dick-dap

A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.

Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”

Dude two: “shiiiiiii”

by MovieCCC April 17, 2021