Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Hoe ass bitch

When ever a boy/girl talkin shii behind yo back and looks at chu retardedly abd is a bitch.

"Bernise is a hoe ass bitch😧👏"

by La.shortyyyy March 6, 2019

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible

Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day

by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

ass fuck

ram kushal from iiit bangalore

why are you gay? ass fuck!!

by dt_42_69 August 18, 2023

ass

A small donkey.

"Your ass keeps biting me! I'm gonna slap it!"

by roseluvies February 2, 2024