Dirty Cristel

A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.

Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!

by Hehegaylord November 23, 2021

Dirty kyrie

A man who gets his partners pubic hair stuck in his penis hole and enjoys pulling it out

"I got laid last night an experienced a dirty kyrie"
-"Aw sorry man bet that hurt"
"No, I loveeeeed it"

by Yomommasfatcoochie August 24, 2022

dirty bade

An awesome person:)

U are a dirty bade.

by That boottom April 14, 2020

dirty carmella

A dirty Carmella is a filthy Mexican who is a taco munch and loves Baja blast from Taco Bell and is extremely fucking stupid

You are a dirty Carmella

by Venus2020 December 20, 2023

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 08, 2017

Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.

Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

Dirty Renato

It’s the act of scalping whores, while wearing a panda suit, in Japan.

Ye my bro did a dirty Renato the other day, it’s was sick stuff

by Keith Kaline May 04, 2021