dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

sucking dick

gay sex

you suck a dick if you like it sucking dick

by roobing January 11, 2025

vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022