Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021

Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being

Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.

by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Disposable Dick

Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .

Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky

Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick

Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss

by Trolling ass bitch September 24, 2021

Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town

Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.

by JPG370 February 02, 2016

Shaggers Dick

After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.

‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’

by homerbellerin October 17, 2021

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 02, 2020