ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003

by bigtittymilfxo March 30, 2022

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

When the sweat from your ass evaporates before hitting your underwear

Dang bro it's so hot out I got that virga ass it's giving me straight mud-butt

by Dang bro June 4, 2023