Bag of Dicks

Literally just the worst.

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."

by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016

Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 2, 2024

Dick

The act of respecting someone after death

"Though his spirit shall pass on, we shall dick his body until the sun rises, amen"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Dick shot

When you pour a dark liquor directly on a man’s dick into a women's mouth and she receives it from the tip. A clean up is then followed directly after.

Aye bitch, come do a dick shot.

by Dick shot founder January 7, 2023

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022

Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate

Marry is my Dick darling

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Dick

A Mans dingaling

My dick is a fun thing to swing around and call dingaling or a slongdong

by 115gaming June 8, 2018