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An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
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Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024
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Uncle Howdy

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen Uncle Howdy?
Person 2:
by Hello. ⭕ June 12, 2024
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Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.
Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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