The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.
person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much
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a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)
Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy
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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.
Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.
by June & Legik December 11, 2010
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Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."
Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.
by Mama Dragon July 13, 2017
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