by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022

by HOTDAWGMASTER49 February 18, 2025

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”
by anonymous January 8, 2023

by Silverflight77 December 2, 2017

A common mondegreen from a 1983 Billy Idol tune, "Eyes without a face".
The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.
The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there
Say your prayers!
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there
Say your prayers!
by bitchuck August 13, 2025

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.
by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017
