cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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cold peice

( noun). An exquisitely bad, sometimes heartless, individual.
Damn dawg, look at that, she's a "cold peice!"

Did u see the way jeff slicked his ass. He's a "cold peice."
by Phone time n Pee Wee November 08, 2020
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Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment
Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.
by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016
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backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.
Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.
by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025
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Cold as Ice

A Minecraft animation that you've watched and had no idea what the fuck was going on
"I'm cold as ice, I paid the price, I don't care"
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Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty
by Yeetkids November 05, 2018
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