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turtle up

When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.
Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!
by bbyeater October 11, 2017
mugGet the turtle upmug.

skin turtle

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.
did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.
by luluboogy June 16, 2018
mugGet the skin turtlemug.

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
mugGet the punch the turtlemug.

Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.
by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021
mugGet the Turtlemug.

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
by bunny_93 August 31, 2023
mugGet the floofy turtlemug.

laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
mugGet the laundry turtle steamshipmug.

turtle

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive
by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017
mugGet the turtlemug.

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